+1 bad cop but don't get excited bruce he already hates you

[jmencalisse]

Hello! This is LP (Flynn Carsen, caffettiera), finally caving and bringing in a second character! This time from the movie Bon Cop, Bad Cop a cliché-ridden trashfest (do you detect a pattern tho) of a Canadian buddy cop movie about an uptight Ontario by-the-book cop and his rule-breaking rebellious counterpart.

This is David. David is an angry French-Canadian cop from the Sûreté du Québec who thinks it's really cool to pretend he's an 80s movie macho guy but he's really not. He is also not too big on rules or morals or being mature or procedure or not getting into fistfights with everybody or not being a wisecracking piece of shit 24/7 but what can you do.

He is from a completely everyday world in the year 2006 and he will rationalize Norfinbury away 5ever because even accepting he lost his mind is preferable to accepting this place and all of you are crazy creepy people, the end. He will not believe that any of you once upon a time had any kind of powers. But please tell him about them. He might decide to just make up some for himself at some point.

If you're English* he probably does not like you.

If you're not English* he probably doesn't like you either.

Also, the city took his smokes so he's starting out with sever nicotine withdrawal which will be stellar for his mood.


*"English" in this definition includes everything from Anglo-Canadian to American to British and all varieties thereof.

Comments

[devoutish]

HE AND ALFIE ARE GOING TO HATE EACH OTHER it's going to be great

[jmencalisse]

I CAN'T WAIT COME AT HIM BRO but do you have smokes tho I'll have him hit up the trade offer asap whatever could go wrong

[devoutish]

I think he might be out of his cigarettes unfortunately 8( I'll check his inventory thing!

[ecks]

guess who does have cigarettes

[jmencalisse]

amazing!! /o/ in that case he won't even make fun of your face, Ecks... much.

[rubikscomplex]

Oh, look a new friend for House! John may dislike him, though. Like a lot.

[jmencalisse]

Huzzah! \o/ And that's okay, John. He will most likely reciprocate.

[sharktrash]

machismo and fistfights you say

[jmencalisse]

and yelling there may be yelling

[sharktrash]

i'm always there for yelling

[sleight_of_fate]

Oh lord. I have actually heard of this movie because I have a canadian friend who watches it every weekend or so. I'm afraid now.

[jmencalisse]

As is tradition. 8D

I'm excited to see how he'll react to Norfinbury, it is way way out of his comfort zone. He's also amazing at making incredibly stupid decisions so... whatever could go wrong.

[sleight_of_fate]

Hee. It's always strange throwing a completely different genre character into survival horror. What could possibly go wrong, right? :D

[jmencalisse]

Exactly! Especially someone from a completely everyday world which is one reason why I picked him... He's already reacting so strongly and differently than Flynn and his "I totally know magic I'm just lying really badly about it", I feel like it will give me a lot of new angles and CR possibilities. /o/

[sleight_of_fate]

I wish you well! (I'm catching up with the new characters, slowly. I will eventually get to them all, I swear!)

[gothamiteknight]

Rude

he hates you too

[jmencalisse]

cry him a sonar river