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Hello Snowfriends! I’m Pip and I have come to you with an offering of Simon Jarrett, the intrepid protagonist of SOMA, a sci-fi survival horror game by, for, and about people who hate themselves. He’s a time-traveling robot zombie created by a malfunctioning A.I. from a bunch of nasty stuff and the digitized brain of a long-dead geeky Canadian manbaby. He likes to complain about being a gross sad robot and probably smells super weird, but he’s actually a pretty personable dude, all things considered.

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honchkrow, feel free to add me! I’m happy to be here, let’s solve some mysteries (???)