+1 Mafia Boss (he wishes)

[fiammadellira]

Hey,

It's Omega (Junpei, osoroshia#9810, numeiru, whatever), bringing in another jerk. But to keep things different, this one's not a nice guy underneath it all.

This time around I've got Xanxus, from Katekyo Hitman Reborn, and he even comes with a cute little cat!

He already sees you all as trash, which is good, because he's an incredibly skilled killer and you're not worth his time. Of course, your chances of interacting safely will get even higher when you realize he's.. pretty much a cat, too. All he wants is quiet, sleep, alone time, and your undivided attention 24/7 in case he wants you to prepare food for him to push onto the floor and look away from in disgust. Totally reasonable, right?

This game is the worst setting for someone who expects others to do everything for him, so I'm looking forward to whatever suffering comes of this! \o/

Comments

[sharktrash]

who brought a literal baby to norfinbury gdi

[fiammadellira]

Wanna say that again?

[sharktrash]

A HEAVY FAT BABY

[fiammadellira]

OH you mean the liger. Okay that's cool. He's a good baby, though.

[sharktrash]

[devoutish]

another mafia boss!!

[fiammadellira]

He's meant to be next in line, but some annoying 14-year-old brat keeps getting in the way and making life difficult. So he does have the skill set and respect needed, just not the title. Whoops.

[devoutish]

GOOD ENOUGH Alfie will be happy to have more organized crime people around. It makes him feel all warm and fuzzy and nostalgic.

[fiammadellira]

The warm and fuzzies will be denied.
That said, he's not against temporary affiliations with anyone who can prove their worth and worship him.

[devoutish]

That works because the warm fuzzies are mostly an exaggeration; he probably will 8D at him a little, though

[phaseshifter]

ok but is angel still allowed to clumsily hit on ya boi or

[fiammadellira]

Squalo is trash. Xanxus couldn't care less. Go for it.

[phaseshifter]

trash

buddy have you SEEN his hair tho

[fiammadellira]

Have you seen why it's so long?

Also

[phaseshifter]

YES AND BLESS, RESPECTIVELY

[fiammadellira]

I do feel that you need to know he unofficially approves, though.

Since his name for Squalo is kasuzame. And sure it's meant to be kasu (trash) and same (shark) separately, but.. translated literally, it means angelshark...

Or wait is this saying Angel is trash instead

[phaseshifter]

porque no los dos

[sharktrash]

why must you hurt him in this way

and then proceed to shoot anyone who does go for it in the face with fire

[fiammadellira]

Because Squalo is his trash. Clearly.

[sharktrash]

god damn

[fiammadellira]

Look it's like a cat playing with a fish. Being nice to the fish was never part of the arrangement.

[sharktrash]

HE'S NOT ACTUALLY A FISH or is that your way of saying u would eat his ass

[fiammadellira]

Maybe bite it.
Too bad we lost our best chef.

[sharktrash]

YOU MEAN THE ONE YOU CHUCKED OUT THE WINDOW???

[fiammadellira]

sgdfgd I meant Hannibal BUT THAT SOUNDS SAFER.

[sharktrash]

oh he dropped WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME i would have clung to hope for CR a while longer