GIMME DAT BOOTY

[bloodbrine]

..uh I mean.
SUP MY DUDES, new meat checking in. Howdy. o/

My name is Clamor, and I'm bringing with me Merlwyb Bloefhiswyn from Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward! "But Clamor", I can hear people say, "How the turdburgers am I supposed to pronounce that damn name?"
"Easy," I say.
YOU DON'T.
(Really just sorta fumble through it after a few glasses of wine or whatever. Close enough.)

In all seriousness though, Merlwyb here is the top dog of pirates in FFXIV-verse: the head honcho of the seaside City-state of Limsa Lominsa and the Storm Admiral of the Maelstrom Grand Company. While she claims to have given up her nasty ol' pirate queen ways to run her city like any responsible citizen, there's really no doubt her foreign policy pretty much amounts to 'loot it and scoot it' when she can get away with it. It's just not technically "Piracy" if it's sanctioned. B)
Anywho, she's also fairly intimidating in person - standing at roughly 7'2" because Sea Wolf Roegadyns aren't ridiculous enough - but is usually fairly polite on a day-to-day basis. Just expect a lot of nautical terms and boat rhetoric sprinkled liberally over all ye olde lingo. She won't be the slightest bit pleased about all the snow, so you're duly warned.

I can be found at macabreclamor or through PM for all your plotting needs. o7

Comments

[swatsflies]

PIRATES YES. Hello. \o/ I'm Pan and it's very nice to meet you. :) Welcome to Snowblind. I just have Zell here from Final Fantasy VIII. I look forward to seeing you around *^*

[bloodbrine]

Ayyyyy fellow power hair Final Fantasy guy! High five! \o/ With all these Square Enix protags, you guys should really consider starting a fancy hair club.

[silverfuller]

SUP MERL. HAURCHEFANT HAS ONLY EVER HEARD OF YOU.

So I'm Psi and it's awesome to see Merlwyb in game. I admit I have a bit of a lady crush on her (shhh)

[bloodbrine]

SUP HORSEBRO. It's cool, she probably heard a bunch of gossip about you too. uwu commissioning a bunch of leather harnesses, haurchefant? in midwinter coerthas? /doubt

Nice to meet you! Really, between these two flinging innuendo everywhere we've got most of the fan service covered. LOOKING FORWARD TO RIDICULOUS THREADS. \o/

[harlequinofhate]

YES.

This is still Psi. I am also the Joker.

Anyway I am here to say Haurchefant only remembers the Warrior of Light as a silhouette against a brilliant light. He does remember every interaction just no physical specifics.

Moooostly I did this in case anyone else wanted to play a WoL here but you can play with this yourself or not! Just thought I'd mention it.

[bloodbrine]

WOW talk about a total 180! The Joker's still awesome though so it's okay.

I do pretty much the same thing re:WOL though, no worries. \o/

[rattlingthestars]

PIRATES YOU SAY

Hi, I'm Banah, I just play this guy here at the moment. :) Welcome to the game!

[bloodbrine]

OH GOD DON'T MENTION A PLANET OF TREASURE IN HER PRESENCE Captain Amelia and Merlwyb would get along like a house on fire, tbh. Can't even deny it.

Ty ty much appreciate! <3 Looking foward to threading with you!

[rattlingthestars]

So that's a 'no' on telling her he blew it up?

Same \o/ She sounds awesome already.

[bloodbrine]

MR HAWKINS...... how dare you do you know how many ships she could build with that wasted loot gods dammit








She would be slightly upset, yes.

[dravanicide]

GROSS

[bloodbrine]

HOW DARE YOU
don't talk about yourself like that, have some self-respect smh

B)

[staytunednext]

So... Merbywerby, that's the correct pronunciation, right?

More pirate ladies are always amazing. I'm Fossil and I play Cecil (WTNV), Alphonse (FMA), and Bucky (MCU),

[bloodbrine]

Absolutely 5000% correct. Yup.

Nice to meet you! I know... two of those three but I'M EXCITED FOR ALL OF EM.